I woke up early on Christmas morning.
I ran downstairs to open up my presents.
But mommy was on her knees giving Santa a blowjob.
Daddy was choking himself and jacking off.
credits
from Obligatory Christmas Music Vol. 1,
released December 10, 2013
Some other asshole that wasn't me played everything on this song. I forget his name, but just send all hate mail to Crispin Glover. He'll be thrilled to get any mail at all.
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