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The Fresh Prince Project

by Dr. Tweenus Gonzo

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1.
You've been skewering everything With your flippant shenanigans From the minute you walked through that door You deliberately embarrassed me And I don't get it From the minute you walked through that door Nobody wants to change you Being a joker's what got you into trouble You can't take anything seriously You think you're so wise I grew up on the streets Just like you I encountered bigotry You could not imagine You have a nice poster of Malcolm X on your wall I heard the brother speak Read every word he wrote Believe me, I know where I come from Before you criticize someone You find out what he's all about I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
2.
I don't want to play the violin And I don't want to play the drums I don't learn a thing from Madame Chotchka And I won't learn a thing from Jazz You say, "A young woman who can play the violin Is an accomplished young lady." "A girlie that can play the drums can Write her own ticket" I'm just a little girl Not wanting to waste my time On instruments that I don't even like I'm sorry to disappoint Sorry to disappoint I also want to quit Ballet because I really Hate it. I really do.
3.
Clubba Hubba 02:17
Say there, Mimi, might I say that you rate a perfect ten on my niftiness meter? I don't think so He's Dr. NO (He won't let you date his daughter) Baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all! I don't think so He's Dr. NO (He won't let you date his daughter) Mademoiselle, my life was but a mere whisper until you entered into it. Whether it was chance or blind fate or kismet, if you will, that brought us together, I would be remiss to let this moment pass without telling you how deeply you have affected the very core of my being. I don't think so He's Dr. NO (He won't let you date his daughter) (You are not good enough)
4.
Growing up on the mean streets of Baltimore, Maryland, Philip Banks overcame great obstacles to win a scholarship to Princeton University in 1963. Princeton was the turning point in Philip Banks' life. It was then that he developed an interest in law and distinguished himself as a fine student earning himself a place at Harvard Law School. But did you know that Philip Banks, in addition to becoming a partner of the prestigious law firm of Firth, Wynn and Meyer, remained quite active in the field of civil rights, culminating in his crowning achievement in 1975 when he was elected to the board of the NAACP. I'm not ashamed of where I come from It's Yamacraw, North Carolina I raised champion pigs I was the first black Young Farmers President
5.
So you enjoyed it, huh? And Hilary falling in love was the icing on the cake? It's just a shame that he had to leave Before he had a chance To ruin her life We grew up together We're from the same neighborhood We're the same person He always managed to care about me You weren't there In 7th grade I'd get jumped trying to take books home from school If Tray hadn't been there to throw those Punches and help me jump those fences Then maybe I wouldn't be here
6.
They were just doing their jobs They were just doing their jobs You ain't learned nothing this weekend We weren't stopped for driving too slow We were stopped because we are black guys in a nice car You just don't get it No map is going to save you And neither is your glee club Or your fancy Bel-Air address Or who your daddy is None of that matters They only see one thing They were just doing their jobs They were just doing their jobs ...weren't they?
7.
Tick tock clock the clock is ticking for you Cause the love you said you'd give Came up way past due So dance to the clock rock Stay on the floor Cause when the ticks turn to tocks I'll be knocking on your door Cannon to the right of them Cannon to the left of them Cannon in front of them Volleyed and thundered Roses are red Violets are blue Pansies are poets Will, tell me it isn't true Roses are red Violets are blue Jazz and I are black but Carlton, what are you? Cannon to the right of them Cannon to the left of them Cannon in front of them Volleyed and thundered Listen to the street beat Hear the sound pound Plug your ears Mask your fears Something weird's going down So listen to the street beat Listen to the box shock Listen or I'll kill you Cannon to the right of them Cannon to the left of them Cannon in front of them Volleyed and thundered My love for you is like a river Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver One look from you is more precious than gold Let's go get some barbecue and get busy Cannon to the right of them Cannon to the left of them Cannon in front of them Volleyed and thundered Cannon to the right of them Cannon to the left of them Cannon in front of them Volleyed and thundered
8.
She has to be at the party by midnight She has to be a human being First one to get a date wins My sister is having a party and I was wondering if you would like to show me this pen You like dancers? Well baby peep this Man, girls ain't nothing but trouble I would love to go to the Halloween party but I can only go with one of you Scram, Carlton! Not so fast, Will! Liars, both of them Carlton wins the girl Who'd've guessed it We've got Dracula with Mrs. Claus And Superfly with Cinderella But Mrs. Claus is just a thief being arrested by Eugene
9.
Happy birthday, Geoffrey Happy birthday, G. I know what to get him It's the perfect gift You're all doing his work While I'm going to find him a woman Happy birthday, Geoffrey Happy birthday, G. No luck at the mall But Ashley has a friend Who has a new nanny lonely, from England I'll leave the unwrapping to you Happy birthday, Geoffrey Happy birthday, G. I made a huge mistake I want her as my date But Geoffrey realized What I was up to And he gave me her phone number Happy birthday, Geoffrey Happy birthday, G.
10.
Nothing like a little organized sport to straighten a guy out Air Fresh gym shoes Just pass it to Will When there's a Will There's a way Will power Will power Oh, he's just a ball hog A one man team Yeah, he may have won the game but now he's just a show-off Coach gives him Special treatment He doesn't show up on time or pay attention But still Just pass it to will I've been here for 2 months I've been getting yelled at at home Screamed at at school I've been sent to detention I've been grounded I've been threatened with expulsion on almost a daily basis I finally do something I get credit for And you can't take it You're a one man circus You woof at the crowd You kiss the cheerleader between plays You shoot the ball backwards A real star plays with the team
11.
Will's mom came to town to visit for Thanksgiving She's upset with how the kids treat the help. She thinks Will's been lazy That he's only learned one thing He's learned how to be a rich kid and something's got to be done. The kids in this house are getting a free ride A free ride in a fancy car But I don't mean to be critical So the kids have to fix Thanksgiving dinner Oh, my. What a disaster Hilary's yams are burnt Ash's cranberry sauce fell on the floor Carlton's stuffing is goop And Will's turkey is frozen. That free ride in that fancy car just needs a little more responsibility.
12.
Hilary got Will grounded for a month. So he plays Sherlock Homeboy to get revenge. Because Toni's roommates have the combined IQ of a raisin, Will finds out Hilary dropped out of college three months ago. It's blackmail time in Bel-Air. So now that she's Will's slave and has to wash his lucky drawers, she turns to Carlton for help but he just blackmails her too. Then at dinner they humiliate her. Make her slap and bark. She breaks down and confesses and the blackmail ends.
13.
Day Damn One 02:03
Willburt Smithsonian transferred to a private school An all boys school With the Alagaroos Dr. Bloate was not the bad guy in Goldfinger He was however in Back to the Future (you slacker!) He's the new big man on campus with his inside-out coat and his tie on his head but now he's ruined the alumni desk Tisk squared, Willburt You've gotta confess You were the one who carved the "fresh" Carlburt's a rat and the preppies took Willburt to trial I didn't think y'all would get so mad. It's just an old desk. A new desk...that would be vandalism. Those guys carved their name into a new desk. You got their pictures on the wall. I just did it to be remembered like them. Cornflake made the first stand and the rest followed suit Willburt didn't get expelled but he's gotta pay for repairs
14.
It's Christmas time and Ashley's idea of fun is teaching herself new words like autodidactic Will just wants her to have a real Christmas The pretentious decorator freaks him out Will's lights and decorations piss off all the neighbors Especially Mr. Evander Holyfield It kills Ashley's newfound love of Christmas Some carolers come and sing And the neighbors change their minds Even that uptight old hold out Because President Reagan likes the lights.
15.
Lucky Charm 01:50
I'm here to see Will His advise saved me millions I was gonna invest but thanks to yo homie I went home and got some rest Hey, Will You're my lucky charm You don't know that you know But you know You're better than Sparky He hasn't talked in weeks But you're just 17 About to turn 18 And you just made me a million dollars So Phil you're fired And Will you are too That stock just plummeted and I want 14 million from you So Will is unlucky but Phil is a Capricorn that should bring me success Congrats, Phil You are my lawyer again
16.
I'm failing history because it is boring There needs to be more black history in the curriculum You say that is not a bad idea (it's not? (it's not? (it'snot?))) So we'll go to the parent-teacher meeting to complain (you will? (you will? (you will?))) Why don't we learn about black historical figures? Professor Coach Smiley is too lazy But I think it is important and you know it is But you're stalling. To the rescue, Aunt Viv. On the first day of class she taught us about the drinking gourd. She also taught us to wade in the water Then she embarrassed me and Carlton. And gave us a really tough assignment. Last night I dreamed that I went to prom with Harriet Tubman I didn't think this class would be a free ride. I didn't think this class would be so hard. Why were you harder on both of us? I'm sorry if you thought I was being hard on you, but I thought the two black students would want to get the most of the course. Now Will you can read Malcolm X, wear the tshirts, and shout the slogans, but unless you know all the history you trivialize the entire struggle.
17.
Oh Granny I am so glad you came to visit But Uncle Phil won't let you do a thing He tells me all kinds of stuff to do and I never listen and neither should you Uncle Phil's not going to stop treating you like a baby So DJ Granny sneak out with me Be my date to Heavy D. Will. No more horsing around (No more horsing around) Uncle Phil's freaking out and he ends up on stage and we do feel bad ...aaah well
18.
Hey Janet You don't have a goatee Meet me again You can't be Jazz's sister If it don't work out it might ruin our friendship but I'm willing to take that risk She's beautiful and charming and smart and completely psychotic and controlling On our first date she's got our future planned out 6 kids. 3 girls and 3 boys But first we gotta get married I've gotta get rid of her I'll dump her off on Carlton who apparently has the gift to control that crazy bird
19.
Nice Lady 02:40
Lord Fowler and Lady Penelope are coming to town And I've got to take Lady Penelope to the opera As soon as the Lord left she let her hair down stole the car and ran off to the roughest bar in town I've got a Ziggy Marley concert on the line The Lady's a tramp and we can't find her So I guess it's time to confess that I lost her There goes my chance to see Ziggy At the last second the Lady came in and saved me from the trouble I was in So now I get to see Ziggy even though Uncle Phil knows it was all a lie
20.
They got off to a bad start but they quickly started dating They tried to hate each other but they fell in love Oh, Will is dating one of Aunt Viv's students Now Will and Kayla spend all their time together And now her grades are starting to slip So Aunt Viv interferes and tells her not to blow it They break up and Will leaves and we never see her again.
21.
Banks Shot 01:51
Will takes the car against Uncle Phil's wishes goes to a pool hall and dominates a midget and gets roped into a game for twenty dollars a ball. Will's getting hustled by a couple of dudes They've taken the car until the get the 300 Will owes You went to the pool hall and you lost the car? Uncle Phil to the rescue He's gonna play for the car and after one game he is down $400 They play again for 100 a ball Phil turns to Geoffrey and says "Break out Lucille." A couple of dudes got hustled by Uncle Phil
22.
72 Hours 02:56
Do you think that Carlton can survive in Compton for 2 days? Do you think that Carlton can survive in Compton for 2 days? He's made a bet with Will He's got his hip hop flash cards for his weekend stay in Jazz's crib and he quickly adapts But then he takes it too far and he freaks out when he plans to go to MacArthur Park So Will rats him out and loses the bet. Aunt Viv comes and takes C-Note away. Now they're both in deep trouble because Will loves Carlton too much to let him die in the park Do you think that Carlton can survive in Compton for 2 days? He can. He can. He can. Do you think that Carlton can survive in Compton for 2 days? He can.
23.
I'm almost 12 years old and what I want for my birthday is a boy named Little T He's that boy in all the little girl's magazines Will got G to dress up like a clown and Carlton's doing magic but Hilary hooked me up with Little T who sang "Happy Birthday" to me as I fainted So tomorrow we're going for pizza and daddy sent Will and Carlton to spy on us In spite of that it was the most wonderful night of my life
24.
Hilary quit her job at the art gallery to work for a famous movie star Why can't you be nice to Jazz? You know he likes you. But you've have him thrown out of the house like 18 times All a part of his plan Hilary's new boss is mean and she's got a thing for me If I don't go out with her Hilary will be fired. And if Hilary won't go out with Jazz, I won't go out with Marissa. All a part of his plan At the date Jazz defends Hilary's honer. Forces her to stand up for herself. She quit and I ditched Marissa the cradle crook. All a part of his plan All a part of his plan

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This is a song for every episode of the first season of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I recorded this over the last year and a half.

The cd comes in a jewel case with the tracklist on the back and the painting of your choice. The cd itself will just have "Dr. Tweenus Gonzo" and "The Fresh Prince Project" and a silly, terrible drawing in sharpie on it. I have uploaded pictures of this, so this paragraph should be entirely unnecessary.

It is free to download if you want, but if you do pay for it, most of the money goes straight to me. Bandcamp gets a small percent, and there's a small paypal fee. I get the rest, and it is very much appreciated. I will spend it wisely on superfluous things.

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released October 10, 2010

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